JZX Masturbation Update Sept. 2015

Sept, 2015JaZoN Ex. market volumes over the month of September were well in line with expectations. Sentiment was positive reflecting solid work output from Augusts increased work efforts.
Monthly winners were in the sociability sector shares as the return from summer vacations sparked partying stocks, supported by a lack of partying production in August. Drunk shares had a very wobbly end of month finishing better than expected despite old age hangover fatigue.

Success shares underperformed but are not completely out play as the MFC Michèle Didier exposition will continue until the end of October.

Overall losers were in the Sex sector as a lack of liquidity stopped all exchanging for over a month. Hopefully the end of an overproduction in the art sector will allow the market to return to normal erotic levels.

The Zederal Reserve received very mixed relational data and has decided to hold the Z Relationship interest rate at Good.