JZX Update Apr, 02, 2009

March’s biggest gainers were in the drawing related assets thanks in large to research into the historical documentation of the Z-markets. The denial markets also were up significantly causing the Z Fun related assists to come off their lows. Stress related instruments continue to soar with daily repetition pushing up the nothingness and void stocks. Thanks to Stomach medication all stomach related stocks were up with a strong outlook for the rest of the Month.

The month’s biggest losers were in the sports sector. Running stocks are down from pressure of a leg injury. Also showing signs of stress were kitchen materials that are down because of a critical breakdown of the stove.

Inflation remained constant, with a stable outlook for interest rates. The long term Z-Bond continues to be show a strong potential for growth with a strong yield.