JZX Update Feb, 03, 2009

January’s biggest gainers were in the drawing sectors, with most of the pleasure in the market coming through, unsurprisingly, drawing. The depression sector was also up substantially, from a weakening financial status and a cold and continually ugly climate outside. This also contributed strongly in keeping up stress based stocks. Another winner was in the pain department thanks to a very uncomfortable sleeping situation.

The previous month’s biggest losers were all humour and goofing off related assets, falling significantly due to lack of laughter. This could also be because of a slump in the socializing markets. The JaZoN Body Exchange has seen it’s biggest decline in around a year with climate weighing in on health.

Inflation is stable, held in check through a lack of socializing and stability with the girlfriend. The current market indicates a continued monetary stability in the next month.