A low in erotic drive gave way to a decrease in libido supply boosting bachelor stocks significantly as sexual performance went into the gutter. Contributing to the erotic low, alcohol intake remained high throughout the month as the market tried to fill a void and failed.
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The Zederal Reserve lowered interest rates to “Alright” as overall relationship data failed to produce positive side growth. July’s direction equally remains unclear with the ZZXC looking closely at securing long-term stability.