Morning market action saw coffee percolation help raise waking up related stocks after a tumultuous insomnia over night market session. Smell related capital inhaled large bre...Read More
Insomnia shares were wide awake in overnight market action as the market wondered why it said that when it could of just gone home with a simple good bye. General market conscious believes a different...Read More
Stepped in Dog Shit Corp. had a banner day despite smell related assets descending into OMG levels. The long term market trauma might be significant as the pile of shit seemed to sneak up on the JaZoN...Read More
The latest earnings report for the Z Economy transportation sector. Bike catastrophe sees transport earnings miss target following Z Bikes Corp. malfunction causing company to miss earnings estimates....Read More
The JaZoN Ex. had a stressful news cycle to start the New Year. Earnings were mostly seen in cold and wet assets, and stress capital related to the the relentless news cycle on the markets phone....Read More
Contemplative production rises while mindlessly consuming seagulls in Dublin despite Guinness induced hangover | Calm shares rise off of relaxing weekend in Ireland...Read More
Party stocks see banner debut to New Year festivities as playing with fire while drunk lights up the Chang Mai Sky | Holiday shares slip after near death experience and too many tourists...Read More
Vacation stocks see strongest earnings on record as the world becomes a little smaller | Pollution levels blacken Z Lung profits and spark fall in breathing sector | Stress Inc. hits c...Read More