Insomnia Shares Wide Awake
Insomnia shares were wide awake in overnight market action as the market wondered why it said that when it could of just gone home with a simple good bye. General market conscious believes a different... Read More
Breaking News: Stepped in Dog Shit Corp. rise
Stepped in Dog Shit Corp. had a banner day despite smell related assets descending into OMG levels. The long term market trauma might be significant as the pile of shit seemed to sneak up on the JaZoN... Read More
Transportation Earnings Report
The latest earnings report for the Z Economy transportation sector. Bike catastrophe sees transport earnings miss target following Z Bikes Corp. malfunction causing company to miss earnings estimates.... Read More
JZX phoning it in Update
The JaZoN Ex. had a stressful news cycle to start the New Year. Earnings were mostly seen in cold and wet assets, and stress capital related to the the relentless news cycle on the markets phone.... Read More
Jacques Tati Special
2019’S FIRST TRADING DAY STARTED IN A POLICE CAR WITH ILLICIT ACTIVITIES PROFITS LEADING JAZON EX. SHARES | TOURING DELFT ... Read More
A View Update
Contemplative production rises while mindlessly consuming seagulls in Dublin despite Guinness induced hangover | Calm shares rise off of relaxing weekend in Ireland... Read More
Lighting up the new year
Party stocks see banner debut to New Year festivities as playing with fire while drunk lights up the Chang Mai Sky | Holiday shares slip after near death experience and too many tourists... Read More
