Breaking News: Stepped in Dog Shit Corp. rise

Stepped in Dog Shit Corp. had a banner day despite smell related assets descending into OMG levels. The long term market trauma might be significant as the pile of shit seemed to sneak up on the JaZoN Ex. Paranoia futures ended up higher than they had recently been exchanging with Z analysis saying “It goes to show you never know when you’re going to step into a pile of shit.”