Death to Scooter Update

HAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAH  laughing capital increased exponentially following a full fledged burning of multiple scooters with the biggest gains coming after viewing burned the scooters with 2 wheels in front totally destroyed. Other market winners were in Karma shares as payback is a bitch motherfuckers.

Biking shares were slightly up on the afternoon after learning there were just a couple less scooters than before.