January’s biggest gainers were in the drawing sectors, with most of the pleasure in the market coming through, unsurprisingly, drawing. The depression sector was also up substantially, from a weakening financial status and a cold and continually ugly climate outside. This also contributed strongly in keeping up stress based stocks. Another winner was in the pain department thanks to a very uncomfortable sleeping situation.

The previous month’s biggest losers were all humour and goofing off related assets, falling significantly due to lack of laughter. This could also be because of a slump in the socializing markets. The JaZoN Body Exchange has seen it’s biggest decline in around a year with climate weighing in on health.

Inflation is stable, held in check through a lack of socializing and stability with the girlfriend. The current market indicates a continued monetary stability in the next month.