Death to Scooter Update
HAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAH laughing capital increased exponentially following a full fledged burning of multiple scooters with the biggest gains coming after viewing burned the scooters with 2 wheels in... Read More
Climate iz Changing
warm, warmer, warming, heat, heating, heat up, hot, hotter, hottest, burn, burning, first-degree burn, second-degree burn, third-degree burn, scorcht, scorcher, scorching. Fuck.... Read More
She Don’t Love Z
JZX A One Sided Love Capital Zo Creative has injected significant love capital into Jeune Orpheline au Cimetière despite a checkered past of earnings. It may turn out to be a significant error as the... Read More
Z Walking Protest for Mother Nature
Z Walking shares rose 8% after unexpected production for the environment boosted earnings. However Zo Skeptical Corp. shares were the days second winner as only walking & talking won’t change th... Read More
Breaking News: Stepped in Dog Shit Corp. rise
Stepped in Dog Shit Corp. had a banner day despite smell related assets descending into OMG levels. The long term market trauma might be significant as the pile of shit seemed to sneak up on the JaZoN... Read More
Transportation Earnings Report
The latest earnings report for the Z Economy transportation sector. Bike catastrophe sees transport earnings miss target following Z Bikes Corp. malfunction causing company to miss earnings estimates.... Read More
JZX phoning it in Update
The JaZoN Ex. had a stressful news cycle to start the New Year. Earnings were mostly seen in cold and wet assets, and stress capital related to the the relentless news cycle on the markets phone.... Read More
